Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 950 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/240 points)
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Play the game many times in one session.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/27 (65/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/7 (100/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/495 points)
Best your friend.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps